Hanji is out. Too much work, not enough time and money. So it looks like it’ll just end up being Cecil Palmer, Carlos the Scientist, and Timmers. Both Cecil & Carlos are just coming out of my closet (lol. coming out of the closet. okay I’ll shut up now) and Red Robin has very little to fix up. Now I just have to figure what days I’m wearing who XD
Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
Happy fucking holidays.
So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.
love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better
I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.
and so the entire male population of tumblr was educated… and slightly scarred for life